The Nut Job & Trolls In My Little Pony Transcript

Opening/We Got The Beat

 * [Rachel Platten]
 * Hey! Hey! Hey!
 * Hey! Hey! Hey!
 * See the ponies trottin' down the street
 * Equestria is where they wanna meet
 * They all know where they wanna go
 * And they're trottin' in time
 * And they're trottin', yeah
 * They got the beat
 * They got the beat
 * They got the beat
 * Yeah, they got the beat
 * Go-go music really makes us dance
 * Do the pony, puts us in a trance
 * Do the watusi, just give us a chance
 * That's when we fall in line
 * 'Cause we got the beat
 * We got the beat
 * We got the beat
 * Yeah, we got it!
 * Spike: 'Scuse me! Dragon on the move! Important princess documents comin' through!
 * S04E26 Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!
 * Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!
 * Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!
 * Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!
 * Verne: When does Taylor stop being so nevous with Timmy around.
 * Surly: Come on, V. I bet Poppy will be helping while Branch, Buddy and I help with the other.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!
 * S04E26 Unnamed Earth Mare #1: Whoa! Everypony from Manehattan to Saddle Arabia is here!
 * Apple Cobbler: I know, filly! We almost couldn't book a stable!
 * Clear Skies: Princess Twilight must have her hooves full with this giant Festival!
 * Female Pony 2: Are you kidding?! She's smart and organized and cool under pressure! There's nothing she can't handle!
 * Verne: When does Taylor stop being so nevous with Timmy around.
 * Surly: Come on, V. I bet Poppy will be helping while Branch, Buddy and I help with the other.
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!
 * Twilight Sparkle: Ommmmm... Ohhhhhhh mmmmy goodness, I can't handle this! Ooh! Nothing is working! I just have to get it together! Just go in there! And ask! This is your Friendship Festival! Everypony's happiness rests in your hooves. [facehoofs] Ohhhh!